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Postby Zylo » Wed May 05, 2004 11:02 pm

The chat is teh r0x0rz, funny stuff happens a lot in there (hint, hint everyone).
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Postby norsenerd » Fri May 07, 2004 1:26 am

[08:23:04:PM] * JerryRoosevelt reminicses about stuff<br>[08:23:34:PM] <norsenerd> like that time that chick was naked in our bed? <br>[08:24:06:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> *cut to me, with a weird look on face*<br>[08:24:20:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> Um... OK.<br>[08:24:30:PM] <norsenerd> ohh <br>[08:24:32:PM] <norsenerd> I forgot a y <br>[08:24:37:PM] <norsenerd> *your bed
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Postby HerrSkofild » Sat May 08, 2004 6:29 am

just remember kiddies, IRC is not a toy, it is a tool<br><br>...and with that, here are a few more from the quote file:<br><br><cap`nKANGAROO> Pick on grammer and don't even respond to my _main point_.<br><AngstyPie> We could pick on your spelling as well as on your <b>grammar</b>.<br><br><DJ_Elfen> Been to a nude beach many times...<br><DJ_Elfen> quality control sucks...<br><Jon_K> you get nude on it elfen?<br><br><Kira_Fox> Speaking of Elfen sticking a fork in the socket, Sparkie is back in the other room.<br><br><C4n4Di4N`Fl4pJ4cK> teh clichs aboot "In Soviet Russia", "You insensitive clod!" adn "The answer is 42" gets old, j00 kno?<br><AngstyPie> In Soviet Russia, the number 42 clichs YOOOOOOOOUU, you insensitive clod.
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Postby norsenerd » Sat May 22, 2004 11:11 pm

[06:03:08:PM] * likeafox notices that Maeglin is cool<br><br>wheras Maeglins name is: [04:54:28:PM] *** Maeglin is now known as Maeglin|Morrowind
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Postby Dr. Doog » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:48 pm

definitely going to use this in a comic:<br><br>DDR_DooG i got banned from neopets for using "innapropriate discussions." they don't allow politics or religion.<br>JerryRoosevelt Wimps.<br>DDR_DooG of course, we were talking about [umm... poop?]<br>DDR_DooG O_O<br>JerryRoosevelt Ha
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Postby Ozymandias » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:09 pm

lol i got banned from a forum once for a poll askin whether ppl thought Cannabis [EDIT: This post originally said "green" there] should be legalised. It was for a friend who was doin a class debate on it and wanted some results for young people. Anyways I went back on and said "hey, its not here. Has it been moved?"<br>And they're like "No, it was baaaaad."<br>So I post it again. <br>They delete it again and ban me<br>I sign up again and flame them all to hell<br>They ban me again<br>and so I pretend to be sum1 I'm not and they like me fine.<br><br>Incidentially one of the admins, about a year later, went on about weed a lot so I dunno wtf was up.<br><br>I know its not really a chat but meh. Delete it if u dont like it that badly.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:53 pm

oh, i thought you meant the color... <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Tavis » Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:34 am

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Jul 26 2004, 04:53 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jul 26 2004, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> oh, i thought you meant the color... <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Odd. That's what I thought too! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br>*notes that was a post icon used for a smiley*

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Postby Zylo » Tue Jul 27, 2004 7:01 am

People get too touchy about some things sometimes.
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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:51 pm

lol im gonna edit the colour thing.<br><br>And I can understand touchy, but its the whole "Year later, its ok" thing that gets me.
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Postby Arloest » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:51 am

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+May 6 2004, 07:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ May 6 2004, 07:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [08:23:04:PM] * JerryRoosevelt reminicses about stuff<br>[08:23:34:PM] <norsenerd> like that time that chick was naked in our bed? <br>[08:24:06:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> *cut to me, with a weird look on face*<br>[08:24:20:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> Um... OK.<br>[08:24:30:PM] <norsenerd> ohh <br>[08:24:32:PM] <norsenerd> I forgot a y <br>[08:24:37:PM] <norsenerd> *your bed <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>*LAUGH* That would actually be a good quote for bash.org I think.<br><br>Of course, my funniest conversation IS on bash.org, and if you are a reader of bash.org, you most likely have read it before, as it is in... um... THE TOP 20.<br><br>docsigma2000: jesus christ man<br>docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead<br>ME: Why?<br>docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in #$@)(*@ EUROPE<br>docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE<br>docsigma2000: our #@#@%# phone bill is gonna be nuts<br>ME: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.<br>docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! @@@@ @@@@ @@@@!<br>docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???<br>docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much<br>ME: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.<br>docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.<br>docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead<br>ME: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.<br>** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)<br><br>I expect to be a lot of "NO THAT WASN"T YOU!" posts now, but eh.
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Postby simon » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:00 am

Avid bash.org reader. I love that quote. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby Ozymandias » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:27 pm

I prefer the one where they're at the beach. Lemme go find it.<br><br>Got it:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk<br><DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first<br><DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out<br><DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh<br><DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?<br><Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?<br><DeadMansHand> holy f**k.<br><DeadMansHand> i f**king hope im wrong about what im thinking right now<br><DeadMansHand> im f**king going back to the beach to make sure<br><DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this<br><Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep sh*t.<br>quit: (DeadMansHand)<br><Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you f**k. Ken's going to be worrying about this sh*t all day<br><Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts<br>join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)<br><PeteRepeat> f**king ken<br><PeteRepeat> ken... that f**ker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot<br><quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.<br><PeteRepeat> oh f**k.<br><PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.<br>quit: (PeteRepeat)<br><Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.<br><Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>(I cleaed it up 4 u peeps <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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Postby Gizensha » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:45 pm

Weirdest typo ever...<br><br>[22:34:36] <G> interesting factoid, that 200 mhz/32 MB box has 66 GB of disc space<br>[22:34:47] <G> which up until I saw that 400 GB freaking VAMPIRE MONSTER I thought was a lot<br>[22:34:52] <G> seriously<br>[22:34:54] <G> wtf<br>[22:34:59] <Nall> haha<br>[22:35:11] <Gizensha> ...Trust me, in five years, 400MB will be nothing<br>[22:35:17] <G> HAHQAHAHAHAHAH<br>[22:35:19] <G> I LOVE YOU!<br>[22:35:30] <G> .<br>[22:35:32] <G> waaaait<br>[22:35:39] <Gizensha> ....<br>[22:35:41] <Gizensha> Um<br>[22:35:42] <G> whoa<br>[22:35:43] <Gizensha> GB even<br>[22:35:46] <G> that is scary<br>[22:35:52] <G> the fact that 400 MB is nothing is scary<br>[22:35:55] <G> but still<br>[22:35:56] <G> you rule<br>[22:36:05] <G> try, in 0 years, stephen<br>[22:36:06] <Gizensha> It's like I entered a typographical time warp<br><br>The said 'Vampire Monster' can be found at <a href='http://www.tiny.com/packages.php?prodid=10235' target='_blank'>http://www.tiny.com/packages.php?prodid=10235</a>
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Postby Zaaphod » Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:14 am

This run of puns started when some crazy person mentioned Iron Chef. And that's all it took. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>No editing has been done, 'cos I don't believe in protecting the guilty. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><DraganFox> oooh, Iron Chef<br><Zaaphod> ah<br><DraganFox> I haven't watched that in forever<br><DraganFox> crazy show<br><Tavis> Haven't seen it yet.<br><DraganFox> it's insane<br><Tavis> Does he fight crime with garlic and oregano?<br><Zaaphod> haha!<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><DraganFox> there's some crazy food on there<br><Tavis> Do we have to fear his mad skilletz?<br><Zaaphod> I can imagine<br><Zaaphod> *groans* that's awful<br><Zaaphod> that could get you panned<br><JerryRoosevelt> lol<br><DraganFox> ow...I think I have internal hemmoraging from that pun...it was just that bad...<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> Oh, you're all pun wimps. :-p<br><Tavis> I tend to pepper it on too heavily...<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><Zaaphod> *snrrk*<br><Zaaphod> salt in our wounds<br><JerryRoosevelt> Like pouring salt into woun-- gah<br><Zaaphod> haha!<br><Tavis> I can't wait for the next season.<br><FoxChild> eh, your jokes are a bit more salty, if you ask me ^.^<br><JerryRoosevelt> lol<br><DraganFox> I heard a really bad one the other day....but I forgot it ='(<br><JerryRoosevelt> Water you talking about Tavis?<br><Zaaphod> I hope you remember it in thyme<br><Tavis> I want to see what's cookin'!<br><FoxChild> can i eat it? i've not eaten enough today...<br><JerryRoosevelt> I think Iron Chef is a very knife show.<br><Tavis> Of course.. it's a serial..<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><Tavis> (cereal)<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><Zaaphod> we're going to pot in here<br><DraganFox> you know...I think I'm gonna grab the sketchbook and try to draw again<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> Ooh<br><JerryRoosevelt> ok<br><DraganFox> until all this blows over<br><Tavis> haha<br><Zaaphod> *snrrk*<br><JerryRoosevelt> You could have enough time to draw an entire country<br><Tavis> It may take a while<br><Zaaphod> sage advice<br><JerryRoosevelt> :-P<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> Just be sure to draw many different things, DF<br><DraganFox> wow....at 2:52, even THAT'S funny!!!!!<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> Variety is the spice of life.<br><Tavis> Now can take a peek now and again.. Spys see well when the coast is clear.<br><Zaaphod> if spys are caught, they shall be clove asunder<br><Tavis> *was a bad one...*<br><Zaaphod> hehe, yes<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><FoxChild> yay DF, drawing is good!<br><Tavis> I meant mine<br><Tavis> hehe<br><Zaaphod> I know<br><JerryRoosevelt> Well, don't wine about it, Tavis.<br><Tavis> Cheese! Try to make a pun, and everyone is aiming to ketchup.<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><DraganFox> must...stay...focused....can't let.....puns...distract....<br><Zaaphod> some puns just beer-ly qualify<br><JerryRoosevelt> You're just trying to relish your time in the spotlight.<br><JerryRoosevelt> lol<br><Zaaphod> *snrrk*<br><JerryRoosevelt> We may be corny, but we're proud of it.<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><Tavis> Yes, I stove for greatness, but I fall apart from the grilling/<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> That's what it all boils down to, I guess.<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><Tavis> DF can't wait to see us simmer down.<br><Zaaphod> he's ready to stick a fork in us<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> We are sizzling now.<br><Zaaphod> *snrrk*<br><Tavis> Such an event would be rare.<br><Tavis> But I'm sure he'd do it well.<br><Zaaphod> well, you can't be whipped at this<br><JerryRoosevelt> That pun was well done, Tavis<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> In fact, you used a great medium.<br><Tavis> I can see him getting ready to burn us at the steak.<br><Zaaphod> haha!<br><JerryRoosevelt> hehe]<br><Tavis> Boo yeah!<br><JerryRoosevelt> Just don't make me beat the stuffing outta you.<br><DraganFox> this had better wind up in the "funny im/chat" thread<br><Tavis> What's your beef?<br><JerryRoosevelt> I don't have any, Tavis...<br><Zaaphod> go ahead and post it, or are you chicken?<br><Tavis> Ooh.. now we can really ham it up!<br><JerryRoosevelt> I hope you're not chicken, though...<br><JerryRoosevelt> aaaaaaaaa<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><JerryRoosevelt> I veal like Zaaphod is doing this intentionalls<br><Zaaphod> haha<br><JerryRoosevelt> At least we're not having a crumb-y time.<br><Zaaphod> nope, it's a soup-er time<br><Tavis> The poor dear.. he eVen ison't trying; he's too busy laughing.<br><JerryRoosevelt> lol<br><JerryRoosevelt> Oy.<br><Zaaphod> *snrrk*<br><Tavis> -.-' I know.. that one was shameless..<br><JerryRoosevelt> You're trying to milk this for all it's worth... I may have to pop you one after that.<br><Tavis> You try one for deer life!<br><Zaaphod> hmm.. there's a dog outside, a mutt on the grass..<br><JerryRoosevelt> That's why we love you, Tavis. Shameless = yey<br><Zaaphod> hehe<br><Tavis> Totally.. Whoooo!
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