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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Comrade K » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:12 am

STERN DAMNIT.
REAR OF A CANOE.
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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Tarukai » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:29 am

[02:24] <klimt> i need to buy more jeans
[02:24] <Comrade> So do I.
[02:24] <klimt> every single pair of levis i own have a hole in the crotch.
[02:25] <klimt> which is odd. they always used to wear through in the knees and backside first.
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Tarukai » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:01 am

[22:58] <@aeron> domestic troubles?
[22:58] <Flyssa> it sure has a beat
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Blizzard » Wed May 09, 2012 6:34 am

[02:30] Sciphox: Woof talk about Quack magazine
[02:30] Woof: Astro your fat house-maid are I that mind! :3
[02:30] Tai: owned
[02:30] Tai: too bad astro isn't ehre
[02:30] Tai: ....lmao that's actually kinda perfect

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Sun May 13, 2012 5:41 pm

Haha, I love Woof.

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby osprey » Tue May 15, 2012 7:29 am

<Woof> Tai gravy's slightly Astro up the snauft.
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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:34 am

<Michal> http://i.imgur.com/X8OXZ.jpg
<Matugi> HAHAHAHAHA
<Matugi> oh god...
<Michal> HAHAHA
<Michal> "SLAVE!"
<Simon_Sean_Rance> hahahahahaha michal
<matagoose> haha awesome!! :D
<Astro> ahahahah
--- matagoose is now known as Mynx
<Matugi> Ill print it off... and add to it
<Swiftcutter> Bahahahahah
<Mynx> COLOURS
<Michal> Awesome!!!
<JSON> That is not how you hail caesar
<Matugi> hahaha
<Michal> It is if you are Matximus Gooseius.
<Michal> Matt I have a higher resolution...
<Michal> One sec...
<Mynx> shake your gluteus maximus
<JSON> Mynx
<JSON> wow
<JSON> wow
<Matugi> hahahaha
<JSON> wow
<Matugi> bravo

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:11 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me165 ... r1_500.jpg
17:40:54 <Navier> also, Matugi never stop drawing things ever
17:41:02 <Navier> cute and adorablwe things
17:41:18 <Matugi> :3
17:41:48 <Matugi> ima keep drawing knights, because I can pretty much just draw whatever the heck I want with armor and call it good
17:42:11 <BSP> Same with panties.
17:42:21 <Matugi> :|
17:42:28 <Matugi> IVE ONLY DONE THAT TWICE
17:42:30 <Astro1> ahahha
17:43:02 <Navier> murr
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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Æron » Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:09 am

(8:51:41 PM) Aeron1: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 8896_n.jpg
(8:52:32 PM) klimt: hah
(8:52:36 PM) Malone: that's fantastic
(8:52:41 PM) Malone: i want that in a picture frame
(8:52:55 PM) Malone: so people who don't look closely enough with completely misunderstand
(8:53:07 PM) Aeron1: Seems like a good bathroom print :P
(8:53:49 PM) Malone: that reminds me of my friend bathroom, he had a framed piece of art
(8:54:02 PM) Malone: it looked like some kind of weird gothic abstract piece from a distance
(8:54:19 PM) Malone: and then i found out he had photocopied his ass and framed it
(8:54:31 PM) Malone: The hairs looked like brush/pencil stroked -___-
Scurry, scurry, Scurryous! You might just be the murriest. You certainly are the furriest! Hurry! Scurry! Scurryous!

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:07 am

[02:50] <BSP> Cat is laying on my mouse...
[02:50] <Tai> get a box, bsp
[02:50] <Tai> place box next to computer
[02:50] * Matugi honnnks
[02:50] <Tai> this is, of course, assuming cat does not require food
[02:50] <Tai> a tiny box is a cat magnet
[02:51] <Tai> in other news: why would you ever want to dig out a service code
[02:51] <Malone> Get a box
[02:51] <Malone> Step 2: cut a hole in the box?
[02:51] <Malone> Step 3: put a cat in the box
[02:51] <BSP> Nnnnno.
[02:51] * Matugi pokerfaces
[02:51] <Tai> my choices are to let the website detect my code or to dig it out
[02:52] <JSON> haha malone
[02:52] <Tai> The cattrap box is open at the top
[02:52] <BSP> Tai it worked.
[02:52] <BSP> The cat is in the box.
[02:53] <JSON> now
[02:53] <JSON> is it dead or alive
[02:53] <Tai> sparkleyote's cat
[02:53] <Malone> Step 4: a put a poisonous gas canister to the hole in the box and attach it to a trigger activated by the decay of a cesium atom
[02:53] <BSP> Hold on, let me set this up...
[02:53] <Matugi> can i be sparklegoose
[02:53] <JSON> oh
[02:53] <Tai> YES
[02:54] <JSON> Malone :(
[02:54] <BSP> YES.
[02:54] * Tai rolls Tugi in glitter
[02:54] <Matugi> yaaaaya
[02:54] <Malone> it was cesium wasn't it?
[02:54] <JSON> I thought you were making a dick in a box reference
[02:54] <Malone> or did I flub?
[02:54] <Tai> jason so did I
[02:54] <Malone> i was
[02:54] <JSON> oh
[02:54] <Malone> but then it changed into something else
[02:54] <JSON> okay
[02:54] <Malone> i mean you can only put so many cats in boxes before you start attaching cesium triggering devices to various things
[02:54] <BSP> Pussy in a box.
[02:54] <Tai> I, too, have a dick like the Schrodinger experiment
[02:54] <Malone> it's a pretty natural process really
[02:55] <JSON> lol BSP
[02:55] <Malone> hah
[02:55] <Malone> Schrodinger's penis
[02:55] <Matugi> what
[02:55] <JSON> hahahaha
[02:55] <Malone> it exists in both flaccid and erect states until you observe it

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:07 am

[17:51:47] <JSON> pianos really sound better
[17:52:30] <BSP> Aye, though having a jazz organ sound can do wonders for the right piece.
[17:53:12] <BSP> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-yw2L0kndM
[17:54:05] <JSON> Yes, that is a good sound.
[17:55:54] <BSP> Prime example at 1:55.
[17:56:16] <JSON> I had just passed it
[17:56:29] <JSON> also your post time [01:55] <BSP> Prime example at 1:55.
[17:56:32] <JSON> double coincidence
[17:56:41] <BSP> (:
[17:56:48] <BSP> Well, not exactly.
[17:56:57] <BSP> So did I.
[17:57:51] <BSP> I'll say 1.5 coincidences.
[17:58:16] <BSP> 1.55 coincidences???
[17:58:23] <JSON> haha
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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:38 am

<Aeron> http://youtu.be/2gvgkHSyKFE
<foxbutt> wewowwow awesome
<Martenbutt> why would someone save a dolphin?
<Martenbutt> they are the murder rapists of the sea!
<Aeron> well it's fitting then
<Aeron> the land murder rapist saves the sea murder rapist

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Ibun » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:59 pm

(7:27:24 PM) Ibun: Puffy hug?
(7:27:42 PM) Puffy: IbunWest: Oh wait, tai set me on a tutorial on hardware installation starts with how to hug and chill irl with good friends.
(7:28:02 PM) Ibun: That was hilariously coherent.
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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Tarukai » Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:48 am

[01:37.47] <michal> Well, I ASSUMED you did Malone. Maybe I need to check-
MY privilege. .
[01:37.48] <Liz> hmmmm
[01:37.52] * michal checks
[01:37.52] <Liz> I'm sure i have some
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

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Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Tai » Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:13 am

[19:06:14] JSON: I hereby declare the forum to be NC-18

THEREFORE

[19:04:42] michal_drawing: Astro, if you want me to add a dragon dildo to the picture, all you need do is ask.
[19:04:47] Astro: i can sell some to you :3


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