What y'all look like

[Niko123000]

*Takes a deep breath*

Ok One Fekeal you look way way WAY to much like an Ex-best friend turned jack*** in that pic you posted, it almost would scare me if your profile said you weren't in Texas.

Two Tum0 what is it with you and Hats.

three Codecat I want your hair.

Four I went to that same museum in eighth grade Tabris

And last but not least:

I KNEW GIRLS WERE ON THE INTERNET, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SUCH HOT GIRLS WERE ON THE INTERNET! *wolf whistles at Arloest.

[Tum0spoo]

Tum0 what is it with you and Hats?

I don't pick them, they pick me.
I'm cursed for life by the musketeers three.
For their hats they were frilly
and not so much male
And when they went killy killy
their heads never did impale.

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

[Dr. Doog]

I KNEW GIRLS WERE ON THE INTERNET

Niko, I know we kid around a lot on DC but seriously. Don't lie so terribly or I may have to report you to the government and get you put in jail

[Arloest]

Niko, I know we kid around a lot on DC but seriously. Don't lie so terribly or I may have to report you to the government and get you put in jail

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

>:@

I'm just kidding of course. You know I love you.

[Ibun]

STFU SISTER.

[Tai]

...just wow

[osprey]

I'm amazed at how much effort you put into that joke!

[Niko123000]

...Doog... you just got PWND

[Bocaj Claw]

Niko, I know we kid around a lot on DC but seriously. Don't lie so terribly or I may have to report you to the government and get you put in jail

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? ... */cut for length* I'm just kidding of course. You know I love you.

Wow. That is the single largest concentration of abuse that I've ever seen in one place. It's almost awe-inspiring.

[Muninn]

protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

I'll want to remember this part.

[Dr. Doog]

D: did you write that yourself

[Tai]

Regardless. You were just served a large platter of FACE

[johndoe0028]

Wow. That is the single largest concentration of abuse that I've ever seen in one place. It's almost awe-inspiring.

Step 1: Go to /b/
Step 2: Find some copypasta
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: PROFIT

Seriously, though. Try copypasta in /b/. Of course, a majority of the posts will be 2-3 words. >_>

[Rooster]

Wow, that's more abuse than when someone trod on my mum's foot

[Foxhound]

Holy ****. I should remember to not cross you!