I'm mad as heck!

[Doctor Fred]

<!--QuoteBegin-Msj+Jan 4 2004, 01:53 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Msj @ Jan 4 2004, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yes! Felix hit the nail on the head! *gives him a prize* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> But the nail was on ME!

[Zylo]

But you don't really have a head...just a body, appendages, and external eye sockets, no definable head...

[Doctor Fred]

No, but the nail itself has a head. The tip of the nail was on me.

[Tavis]

So, Doctor Fred, does this now mean you have a good head on your shoulders? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zylo]

::glares at Tavis:: That was terrible.

[norsenerd]

And worng.

[Tavis]

Thank you.<br><br>Oh.. on Parade, Marilyn Vos Savant had mentioned that puns make her wince, and that readers responded with a bunch of them, so she published them on the <a href='http://www.parade.com' target='_blank'>Parade website</a>.

[Supersmoke]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Jan 5 2004, 01:25 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Jan 5 2004, 01:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> And worng. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> No, <i>THAT</i> wasn't wrong.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, Doctor Fred, does this now mean you have a good head on your shoulders? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>If you subtract the words: a, on, your, shoulders<br><br>then it would be <i>morally wrong.</i> <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Sorry to be blunt about it. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Doctor Fred]

*shakes head in disaproval* [/irony]

[norsenerd]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, Doctor Fred, does this now mean you have a good head on your shoulders?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I would like to point out that Doctor Fred has not stated WHERE the nail is in him. If it is his shouldes I would have to resend my statment. Otherwise I he has no head so he has no head on his shouldrs, good or otherwise.

[Tavis]

Norsenerd.. it was close. I was not going to get another opportunity to say that again for a very long time, so I had to use poetic license.