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Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:39 am

Don't you make me make the place wet again!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:45 am

Last time you did that it got deleted, so this time I advise you use a hose or alternate source of wetness.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:49 am

It did? Hmm... I shall have to use mercury and poison you all!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:51 am

::grabs biohazard suit:: Bring it on!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:03 am

*Covers Ozymandias's house with mercury.* There you go!

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:32 pm

Nice try, BSP, but I live right in the middle of one of the largest industrial zones in the world. The mid-Atlantic in the US has so many chemical, oil, and nuclear plants that we're all basically immune to poison (heck, I'm 20 minutes away from New Jersey). It's like what George Carlin said: all these people that freak out about germs and live in sterilized environments, they're all gonna be the first to die when some huge virus comes and sweeps us all. Their immune systems didn't get any practice. My immune system's gotten tons of practice, it's about one chemical spill away from immunity to nuclear fallout. It'll be me and the roaches left, that's all.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:53 pm

Yup.. smog capital of the world here. That and the fattest city. Okay, okay, I'm just neighboring Houston, but you gotta admit, my proximity's gotta count for something.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:46 pm

Ah, yes, Bushland, TX. Enjoy breathing 3.2cc of smog every time you inhale. See, here in the mid-Atlantic, we're all going to be killed suddenly in a horrible chemical/nuclear accident. You guys are slowly choking on smog. Either way, lets hear it for our environment!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:24 pm

Hear hear!! -cough- -cough-

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:46 pm

I live up in the mountains, and I guess the air is cleaner here than most places because I was having trouble breathing for the first hour while I was in New York City [takes a deep breath]

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:12 am

You and your fresh mountain air up in VA...stupid clean-living unpolluted-air-breathing pansy...come down to smogland and breath polluted, toxic air like the rest of us...you're the person George Carlin was talking about...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 6:47 am

Mercury, hmm, that would be appropriate around here. As I understand it, it messes with your brain and makes you bonkers.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 10:50 am

True, they've got a big problem with cheap Chinese brand batteries claiming to have no mercury but has heaps instead and is ruining the ground where they're thrown out because thet leak easy. Maybe they could export them all to NY and all you yokels can get even more immune and stuff.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:11 pm

We did have a few people around here get sick from mercury a few years back (no one was killed, thankfully). Man, we're all gonna die soon. Tavis is choking on smog, I live near a nuclear timebomb, you Aussies are losing your ozone...Merry Christmas.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 10:51 pm

Oh yeah, the Ozone thing... Well, it's not that bad, we are quite immune to the heat. I remember a news report on how England or something hot a heat wave of 30 or something and thousands died. That amazes me, how DID they survive here when they first settled?

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