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Postby Dr. Doog » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:54 pm

so basically, we're making a religion. there are many gods, but the two main are the good god Rhutabega, and the bad god Huk-tuk. now let's get started!
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Postby Softpaw » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:56 pm

Isn't that the premise of Zoroastrianism? Does anyone still practice Zoroastrianism?

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Postby norsenerd » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:57 pm

Any faith thou shalt come up with will be vastly inferior to the one true faith. All who listen to Lokies whisperings and participate in this vile activity will find them slevs soon upon Hel's grim gate.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:58 pm

Felix, i have no idea what you said. <br><br>anyway, everyone refers to the two gods as<br>Great Clockwise Collander Foxy Thingamajig Rhutabega and <br>Prime Inclined Landscape Semi-Doodad Huk-tuk
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Postby MidnightRealism » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:00 am

We need to sacrifice some stuff. That'd be neat. Lessee...Felix's avatar has got the human offerings down, but I think we need to burn something. Get BSP or Pyro in here.

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Postby norsenerd » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:25 am

I STIL DON'T SUPORT THIS BLASAHMIS INSULT TO THE AISER but<br><br>I think zororasterism had only one god but there were two supreem forces, one good and one evil. Not exactly the same.<br><br>CONTINUE SEALING YOU FATE AND BRINGING THE TWIGHLIGHT NEIGH
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Postby Zylo » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:28 am

I just watch the movie "Dogma" for all my religious philosophy.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:48 am

heh, yeah. we burn rubber chickens in the night every time we see a knot-cracker
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Postby Dr. Dos » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:41 am

Sorry, I'm an Averist. You'll have to convert me.
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Postby Supersmoke » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:07 am

I would, but I prefer not to be sack-religious(SP?).<br>(Not trying to be a perty-pooper) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>I believe in two things:<br><br>God<br>My guardian deity

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Postby HerrSkofild » Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:18 am

> sack-religious(SP?)<br>no k and no hyphen<br><br>every fifth friday of every third year must be taken in angst, for thou must do so...or uhm...I WILL SMITE THEE!!!!<br><br>and thou must create much PUDDING on the 23rd of every month, you must go to a CAVE to fine some PUDDING MIX, so you can make PUDDING in the KITCHEN
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:31 am

I heard my name, and the words 'bubber chickens'.
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Postby Zaaphod » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:58 am

A religion, hmm?<br><br>Shall we prepare for the ceremony of the magic sock? <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Muninn » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:18 pm

Well i guess socks would occupy a large ceremonial position in this religion. Cheese too probably. Hmm, sock, cheese, it's gonna be a pretty whiffy religion.


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