what would you do if you were president?

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:08 am

Would be good if fire was legal no matter what the weather/climate was.

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:43 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Dr. Dos @ Dec 1 2003, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Monarx, PLEASE get into politics.  </td></tr></table>  After I get really rich and stuff in television.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> tell us, monarax, are you in the milliecratic party?</td></tr></table>  Nope... not yet, anyway. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> Hm... lemme think of some more executive decisions... 1) No school can start earlier than 9:00 AM, or end later than 2:00 PM. 2) Teachers are to have a minumum salary of $75,000 3) I'm commissioning a new 9 cent coin with my face on it. 4) Speaking of money, no more of this boring green money, I want multicolored money here! 5) I'm making soap operas either illegal, or to only be shown from 3:30 AM to 5:30 AM. 6) I'm giving a 'random' comic strip creator a million dollars. Hint: His name begins with 'D.C. Simpso'. 7) I'm changing my name to Professor McAwesome Esquire Roosevelt. (OK, maybe not. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />)

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:26 pm

I actually don't want to be president; I'd transfer my power to my firend Sean who shall be voted dictator. He promised me my dream position in the cabinet: Secretary of Human Evolution. It'd be my job to ensure only smart people breed and that morons, jocks, hicks, and people that shouldn't reproduce are sterelized. Basically I'm pool boy for the gene pool <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> I'll lobby for extensive DNA research (stem-cell research included; I support it). I'm a Darwinist.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:36 pm

I like the idea of multicoloured money, is all american paper money the same colour?

dobbs · Postby **dobbs** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:47 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I like the idea of multicoloured money, is all american paper money the same colour?</td></tr></table>  Essentially yes. We have green ink on one side and (mostly) black ink on the other. All bills follow this formula.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:25 pm

The ordinary greenback is about to change. <a href='http://www.moneyfactory.com/newmoney/' target='_blank'>New 20-dollar bills</a> have already been issued this year with, among other things, a peach color blended with the traditional green as well as a new copper color in the color-shifting ink. From what I believe I have heard, the other denominations will use different colors. Yup... according to the site linked above, "Different colors will be used for different denominations" to aid people with poor vision to tell the different denominations apart. Yup, multi-colored U.S. currency is already on its way here.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:42 pm

I went to the bank the other day and got a few. *shrugs* I don't much care. Although the fact that German mony used to have calculous equations on it was prety cool.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:51 pm

Cool.. calculus equations and cash value.. what more could you ask of a document?

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:03 pm

wow... perhaps peoploe would take more interest in math/science if currency included it on it, or if any historical facts, or anything hat most people don't know but should. Personally, i kinda wish that the US would switch to the Euro. I like that system, different sized and colored bills for different denomination. Plus, the coins are so much better. The only dissadvantage is no more $1 (actually 1 eu.) bill, and most of the US really likews the paper bills. Hence why the dollar coins never caught on.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:12 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias_the_great @ Dec 3 2003, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I actually don't want to be president; I'd transfer my power to my firend Sean who shall be voted dictator. He promised me my dream position in the cabinet: Secretary of Human Evolution. It'd be my job to ensure only smart people breed and that morons, jocks, hicks, and people that shouldn't reproduce are sterelized. Basically I'm pool boy for the gene pool <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> I'll lobby for extensive DNA research (stem-cell research included; I support it). I'm a Darwinist.  </td></tr></table>  believe it or not, theoretically, there is a such thing as a "jock-that's-not-mean". just because jocks are portrayed in comics and stuff doesnt mean that they're all like that (not saying they arent, either). just cause youve never seen one doesnt mean they dont exist. as for the hick crack, somebody needs to read "<a href='http://nipandtuck.keenspace.com/d/20001002.html' target='_blank'>nip and tuck</a>" I'm pretty sure that D.C. Simpson and Ralph E. Hayes Jr. would have some disagreements in some areas... okay, a lot of disagreements, but they both have valid points and they're both not insulting each other (at least i think not, but then, i'm incredibally naiive when it comes to these things.) <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2003/om20030929.html' target='_blank'>nobody's views are the objective truth;</a> we don't know what the truth is. To quote Spartacus "what are we, Romans?!" what he meant by that was "we don't want to sink to their level." I mean the ancient Romans, not modern Romans. "Moron" is usually used to describe someone mean, so that i feel no need to correct. yes, i'm correctin you. i know i shouldn't correct people (although right now i've forgotton why) and i'm sorry. my main message here is stay away from stereotypes. and no, i haven't seen one either. but it's still possible. ...and how do you define smart? no offence meant to anybody whatsoever. I feel like i said something wrong here, but i have no idea what. of course, if he's a dictator, then i guess that nullifies all points made. ya have any valid points to make against me, bring it on. i'm in the mood for a nice, friendly debate. emphisis on NICE and FRIENDLY. I don't want to turn this into a fiasco like in the government.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:45 am

[sarcasm]Wow, I think you took that a bit too far. I was just making humorous gross generalizations and stereotyping entire groups of humanity, because stereotypes are always 100% accurate and there are no exceptions ever. Geez, you didn't have to blow it all out of proportion.[/sarcasm] I apologize to anyone who I may have offended, not by making generalizations, but by utilizing the over-used and generally beaten-to-death [sarcasm] tag. I apologize for not being original enough to think of something on my own (in case no one's picked up on it, I have kind of a bad sense of humor).

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:50 am

that's okay... i have kind of a trouble detecting sarcasm, but what the hey... (psst... line?) Edit: i sort of had a feeling you'd say that... yay! i'm psychic! and how was I supposed to know? i'm just a naiive little kid. well, not really a kid, but hey...

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:59 am

To wander back onto an earlier off-topic, I'll bet the idea of "money" would really take off if money had little messages on it like fortune cookie slips. That would be so cool.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:11 am

ooh, like the one from rocko? i'll leave it for someone else to quote, as i'd probably get it fundamentally wrong somehow...

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:36 pm

What? "Pain and misfortune will plauge your pathetic soul for all of eternity"? It was something to that effect, if we're talking about the same thing here. Also, on the subject of fortune cookies, did you ever get a distress note in a cookie? A friend of mine got a fortune cookie that said "help get me out of here."

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