what would you do if you were president?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:59 pm

insert funny sentence here. hey, i'm eating, i cant think of anything right now! well? what WOULD you do?

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:41 am

I'm thinking of a few things, but I'm almost positive that, were I El Presidente, Congress would lay the smack down upon me before I had mentioned a quarter of it. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> "What we really need is more bioweapons." "Uh...President Realism, I don't think--" "GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T ASK YOU TO THINK! I DEMAND ANTHRAX!" Now here's the part where you stare at your respective monitors and type "*backs away slowly*". Go on now.

Sabre · Postby **Sabre** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:25 am

"Leave thos apes to decide... and bring me more cake!" "I demand direct tv service!" "bring forth Mr.T"

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:59 am

Declare a national holiday for the rest of my term. Screw the economy, I need a break for a few years. School sucks.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:19 am

Roger Murtaugh and Martin Riggs should run for president. They'd clean up this town!

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:45 am

Of what country am I presidenting? Oh well, doesn't matter! None of the others hardly knew so why should I bother? Umm, yes, build a couple more furnaces over in that place, and thirty two more in the capital city, and throw all the money in them and make chickens worth a golden toilet. Them farmers have been living with those third world toilets long enough! Oh, and umm, any complaints you just put them under a rock in the mud. And if they find out about this you give them a robotic chicken. And we could use some more energy drinks here! The nation's all sloppy-like! Change the dam water to condensed V8 stuff, and make it the spicy kind, I like spice. Well, accuarly I don't but do it anyway! Oh! And make tissue paper illegal! People have wasted enough trees on them already! And make it unconstitutional to be able to spell conspiracy. And also... can we have a fireplace in here? It's rather chilly.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:44 pm

I would sit back, kick my feet up, and let congress handle the mess. No, seriously!

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:33 pm

1) Buy one of them "things to do today" note pads. 2) Change the national anthem to "Yummy yummy, i've got love in my tummy." 3) Repeadelty ask "Where's the beef." 4) Ban crappy comics (crappy meaning the ones i don't like). 5) Call other presidents and give them nicknames. 6) Actually try to do something wortwhile and not act so damn silly, making the country a better place for all.

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:46 pm

1) I'd force people to take a grammar and intelligence test to be able to use the internet. Anyone failing one or both portions shall be barred from the internet. 2) Equal rights for all minorities. 3) The presidential salary is to be raised to $4,000,000 per year. The maximum salary for any team sports player shall be reduced to the same. 4) The national symbol shall be changed from an eagle to a raccoon. 5) I automatically get a lifetime supply of Dutch Apple Pie, Cheesecake, and Ice Cream Cake. 6) Game show winnings are hereby not to be taxed. Ever. 7) A special 101st Senate spot shall go to a random US citizen. It's fun that way. 8) Metric system. In use effective immediately.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 9:50 pm

1 vote for monarax on the first point alone, not to mention the 3rd. stupid sports players... they are not neccisarily dumb, but thats way to much money in this era...

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:24 pm

Monarx, PLEASE get into politics.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:45 pm

tell us, monarax, are you in the milliecratic party?

ShadOtterdan · Postby **ShadOtterdan** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:32 am

I would allow kids to drop out once their 13, then, without all the people who don't want to learn, public school might just be able to get to the level of other countries, and fund programs to get kids reading, starting with the good book initiative. Look at the books they make kids read in school, it's no wonder a lot of them are almost illiterate. Yeah, I don't like idiots.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:37 am

Yeah, but to just give up on every kid whose barely a teenager whose too stupid to realize how important their learnin' is? That's like killing the poor so the rich can get richer.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:16 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> That's like killing the poor so the rich can get richer. </td></tr></table>  woot social darwinism actuly played out.

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