what would you do if you were president?

[Henohenomoheji]

I read on a magazine that one kid got a message that read: "how should I know? I'm just a cookie!"

[Muninn]

If they write mottos on paper money then my suggestion would be; "This rag you hold in your hand is the root of all evil, discard it now, bury it or burn it, get as far as you can from it, it is evil, do not listen to what it tells you."

[Jerry Roosevelt]

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Dec 5 2003, 03:12 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Dec 5 2003, 03:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If they write mottos on paper money then my suggestion would be; "This rag you hold in your hand is the root of all evil, discard it now, bury it or burn it, get as far as you can from it, it is evil, do not listen to what it tells you." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> But that's a paradox. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Anyway...<br><br>1) $250, $500, $1,000, $2,500, and $10,000 bills are to be made.<br><br>2) Hunting for reasons other than food is illegal.<br><br>3) I'm adding a game room to the White House, complete with arcade, pool tables, air and bubble hockey, and DDR.<br><br>4) Minimum age for gov't offices (including President) will be lowered to 25. Being born in the US will not be a must.<br><br>5) I'd try and be a celebrity on Pyramid. I think I'd be good at it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>6) I'd go and be a voice on the Simpsons.

[Zylo]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> But that's a paradox.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Yea, it is. That's like saying "this statement is false."

[simon]

I'd just fly around in Airforce One all the time.

[Tavis]

Yeah, 5hfifty, and you'd probably want to pilot Air Force One too, I'm sure.

[simon]

That's what I meant.

[MidnightRealism]

<!--QuoteBegin-FoxChild+Dec 3 2003, 01:11 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (FoxChild @ Dec 3 2003, 01:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> ooh, like the one from rocko? i'll leave it for someone else to quote, as i'd probably get it fundamentally wrong somehow...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." Fortunately, you have an expert here who can remember these things.<br><br>...I don't think that one would be a good think to print on our dollars. I'm pretty sure that that could cause a pretty severe economic downturn. Making people terrified to spend isn't all that great an idea.<br><br>Oh, and I like 5hfifty's idea, too. That's pretty funny.

[Foxchild]

an interesting side note, technically any airplain carrying the president is instanly named 'Air Force One', because it becomes the #1 priority in the air to keep evreyone safe on board. they do have planes specifically named that, but there not always the only ones because of that odd little fact.

[norsenerd]

I think there are either 5 or 7 planes that are set to be Air Force One's. Boing 747's I think but not sure in the least.

[Dr. Doog]

what would i do? lets see, i'd get rid of the electoral college and get rid of the um... um... the guys that are part of the council thingy that keep me in check. then i'd make somebody the king of Asia by taking all of the public school money and SS money and bribing Asia. then i'd lick him. then i'd impeach myself<br><br>[EDIT] i'm gonna include these on my website. since i was 8 i've been the People's president of [censorship due to i don't know what]. oh yeah!

[Muninn]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> But that's a paradox.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>And thereby lies the gag in the quote, i put in on purpose, sort of an extended oxymoron.