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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:13 pm

I want Angela to repeatedly spank me with this

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I want.
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see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Foxchild » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:31 pm

Well turn 18!!
If you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Tarukai » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:50 am

I'd do it, but....I don't want to.
your avatar makes me happy =D
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[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:21 am

Well turn 18!!
You're quite anxious. ;D
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Liz » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:13 am

Obviously I can't apply since I lack the main requirement for this: A penis.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Æron » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:29 am

I didn't know having a penis was a requirement for being a furry slave.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Liz » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:50 am

You need a penis to be a furry SEX slave.

That's just how the furry fandom works ):
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:08 am

Nope. Get your ass down to the farm.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Foxchild » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:18 pm

Nope. Get your ass down to the farm.
God damnit, now I'm going to have "[Funky] Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap stuck in my head.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby FerretParade » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:10 am

most furries want choice flexibility when it comes to slaves...so they stick both a vagina and penis on their creations, and also a set of tits that expand and deflate on command
so there's a high school football coach sittin on the couch,
with a toothpick in his mouth.
and the stray dog won't forget the day,
he tricked him with a chocolate shake. (little trick)
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:13 am

tits that expand and deflate on command
As well as the rest of them ;D
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Foxchild » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:42 pm

NOT I.
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby nickspoon » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:12 pm

Obviously I can't apply since I lack the main requirement for this: A penis.
Muffin will donate you his - he's not using it. (aw muffin)
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:58 pm

Obviously I can't apply since I lack the main requirement for this: A penis.
Muffin will donate you his - he's not using it. (aw muffin)
hay shuttup
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see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Re: Looking to Hire

Postby Maggot Brain » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:53 pm

God damnit, now I'm going to have "[Funky] Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap stuck in my head.
I'll plow through your bean field.
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