When GMA meets Ozy and Millie

GamemasterAnthony · Postby **GamemasterAnthony** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 1:44 am

A while back, when I first saw Ozy and Millie, I came up with something...odd. Sometime in the far future of my fanfiction, my chara will end up visiting other worlds and realities. So...what would happen if he ended up on the world of O&M? Possibly...the following... NOTE: All are written in script form as if they are the text in the comics. The text is split between the panels with a line of -'s between the strips. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MILLIE: Hey, Ozy. I've been thinking... OZY: Always a first for everything. MILLIE: Ha ha...just hear me out. MILLIE: Besides the reality behind Llewellyn's couch...could there be any other realities? OZY: I don't know, Millie. MILLIE: Well...if there were, what would happen if the worlds met? ANTHONY: *head can be seen coming out of a portal* Washu...you may want to change the coordinates. A thirty foot drop is NOT a good way to make an entrance... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ANTHONY: *looking around* So...this is the world Washu wants me to check out, eh? ANTHONY: Looks like Earth...but I wonder what makes this world different? MILLIE: *walking up to Anthony* Uh, excuse me...are you lost? ANTHONY: *shocked at Millie's appearance* ANTHONY: *facepalming* Just tell me I'm nowhere near Redwall Abbey... MILLIE: Where? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Scene: Anthony speaking with Llewellyn, Ms. Mudd, Ozy, and Millie near the portal* LLEWELLYN: So...this portal leads to a reality called Arcadia, and on your Earth, my son and Millicent are stars of an online comic? ANTHONY: Yeah. The latent psi abilities of my world allowed a man named David Craig Simpson to see this reality and create a comic based on them. MILLIE: Then I must ask ONE question... ANTHONY: Yes? MILLIE: WHERE'S MY ROYALTIES?!? ANTHONY: *talking to Ms. Mudd* Materialistic, isn't she? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- OZY: Wow. Hard to believe another world knows of us. MILLIE: Yeah. MILLIE: Say...do you think Arcadia's asking what our world is like? OZY: Dunno. I wouldn't be surprised. MILLIE: Boy...I wonder what kind of questions they would ask? ANTHONY: *talking into his comm* No, Sonic...I HAVEN'T tried the chili dogs here! Would you stop asking?!? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- JEREMY: *walking up to Ozy* Alright...lunch money...NOW!! ANTHONY: *walking up BEHIND Jeremy* Jeremy...stop the bullying...NOW! JEREMY: Yeah... *pointing at Anthony* ...and what are YOU gonna do about it, nerdboy? ANTHONY: First off...two things. One, I have a low tolerance for evil in any form. Two... ANTHONY: *now picking up Jeremy by his shirt collar* ...I've pooped things larger than you, shrimp. JEREMY: *GULP* I'll shut up now... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ANTHONY: Principal...you have to stop Jeremy's bullying... ANTHONY: What he's doing borderlines victimization. BEAU VINE: Gamemaster...he's doing what any boy his age does. The others just have to stand up to him. ANTHONY: The parents are beginning to complain... BEAU VINE: I don't think I can do anything... ANTHONY: ...and these are the SAME PTA member parents that can have your butt fired... BEAU VINE: *QUICKLY picking up a phone* I'll tell his father his butt is expelled if he doesn't stop... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- LLEWELLYN: So, Jeremy has stopped his bullying? OZY: Yeah...I even heard has father is going to make him stop too. OZY: I heard Anthony even talked to his father. OZY: Do you think he appealed to his sense of decency? LLEWELLYN: No... *Text at top*: ...I think it was his wallet. ANTHONY: *hand glowing and pointing towards a smoking wreck* ...and I'll destroy ANOTHER car for every kid he bullies! JEREMY'S FATHER: NO!!! MY PROFITS!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MILLIE: Well...so much for Jeremy... ANTHONY: Well...he was easy. MILLIE: Now...what can you do about Felicia here? FELICIA: *psh* Please...like nerdboy here can say ANYTHING to upset me... ANTHONY: Oh really? Well...from what I saw from the comics, you do nothing but follow any trend that's popular at the time... ANTHONY: ...which makes you a perfect match for Avery. FELICIA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AVERY: HEY! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MILLIE: Come on, it'll work! OZY: Millie...we haven't done that for a while. *both are now walking up to Anthony* OZY: Besides...I can't think of anything that would faze Anthony. MILLIE: Just watch. *waits until Anthony takes a sip of his coffee* MILLIE: Sonic X 4Kids dub. ANTHONY: *spittakes* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay...this next string of Anth meets Ozy&Millie was actually based on this strip... <img src='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/1998/om19980129.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> I kinda wondered what would happen if Mrs. Sorkowitz DID allow a report in an alternative form, just to get Millie off her back, if nothing else. Now...this lot didn't have to include me, but there was ONE joke in the string that was perfect for me to give... Let's go! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Mid winter...Anthony and Ozy can be seen walking* OZY: I can't believe it happened... ANTHONY: What happened? OZY: My teacher, Mrs. Sorkowitz, is actually allowing Millie to do a book report her way! ANTHONY: That IS odd. ANTHONY: What's the book she's reporting? OZY: "The History of Silent Films" *the two of them are now approaching Millie...currently doing a mime routine in full costume* ANTHONY: *pointing* Hence the, strangely appropriate, mime costume. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Anthony and Ozy are watching Millie practice* ANTHONY: So...she's going to mime a report... OZY: So it seems. ANTHONY: Several questions come to mind with that. OZY: Like? ANTHONY: Like will the students comprehend what she's "saying" in her report? Will the teacher? OZY: Uh huh... ANTHONY: ...and how the HECK is she going to be able to clean that whiteface out of her fur?!? OZY: Yes...truly a question for the ages there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Ozy and Llewellyn at home talking* LLEWELLYN: So...Millicent's going to mime her report? OZY: Yep. LLEWELLYN: Well...considering the topic, it should allow them to get the feel of what silent films were like. *both are quiet for a while* OZY: Okay, seriously...how long do you think it took for Mrs. Sorkowitz to crack under Millie's pestering? LLEWELLYN: Knowing Millie...it wouldn't take long... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Millie, full costume again, appearing to be standing still* MILLIE: *thinking* So...I am now a statue. MILLIE: Only my breath in this cold air is the only indication that I'm a living person. MILLIE: I've heard of mimes able to do this for hours...a testiment to their skill. MILLIE: I only WISH I were that good... LLEWELLYN: *walking up* Anthony told me your fur froze again from showering... (NOTE: I got this idea from <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.net/2000/om20001128.html' target='_blank'>this strip</a>.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- *Anthony and Ozy talking...Anthony's handing Ozy a hot chocolate* ANTHONY: She got an A?!? OZY: Yeah...her report was great, and she used a lot of visuals. OZY: Who would have figured being a bit flamboyant would actually get you ahead? *Ozy takes a sip of his cocoa...and Anthony's giving the readers a look, breaking the fourth wall in doing so* ANTHONY: *looking back towards Ozy* Governor Jesse Ventura OZY: *spittakes* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ANTHONY: Well...I guess she's happy with how things turned out. OZY: Yeah... OZY: Problem is...her other teachers weren't as happy. ANTHONY: Oh? How come? OZY: Well...she kept her costume on rather than remove it after the report...just to save time. ANTHONY: *facepalming* Don't tell me she stayed in character... OZY: First time I've seen someone sent to the principal for NOT talking in class... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- More later...if I come up with any more.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 3:20 am

ha ha, Great stuff so far. Nice to see someone who's into writing plots and stuff like that around here. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Bendarr · Postby **Bendarr** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:42 am

Well Done!! (Thinks to himself) "Redwall Abbey! I shudder to think of Constance and Llewelyn meeting"

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:33 pm

That is great! I love it so far, granted I don't think that simpson himself would actually draw those, perhaps someone may be so bold as to take that up here? I dunno, maybe I just wanna see sonic asking about the chilidogs.

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