The Eye Doctor

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:28 am

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20051017.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... EFPTOZLPED!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:16 pm

This strip was so cute. ... And now I'm wondering how to pronounce those "words" The optometrist's name is Eyeman <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:29 pm

I hate going to the eye doctor. I always have to get those stinging eyedrops. Sure, I get a better prescription, but I still have to wait a week for the optometrist to get the lenses in, and cut them to fit my frames. *sigh* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' />

Joe3210 · Postby **Joe3210** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:36 pm

She's unbelievably cute. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' />

Phoenix · Postby **Phoenix** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:50 pm

Nest time i go for a check-up at the opticians, I'm going to read the board like that <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

BunnyBoy · Postby **BunnyBoy** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:08 pm

I hate those glocoma tests they always run on me that yellow crap the drip into my eyes cements thwem shut the first time I blink

DesertFoxCat · Postby **DesertFoxCat** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:36 pm

Nothing like having air shot underneath your eyelids Number one? ...or number two?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:07 pm

They look the same! Why do you keep asking me! <!--emo&

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Bernhard · Postby **Bernhard** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:27 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Richard K Niner @ Oct 17 2005, 01:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I hate going to the eye doctor. I always have to get those stinging eyedrops. Sure, I get a better prescription, but I still have to wait a week for the optometrist to get the lenses in, and cut them to fit my frames. *sigh* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /></td></tr></table>  This looks like a job for Someone Else's Optical Prescription Girl. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... millie.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='millie.png' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /elton.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='elton.gif' /> When I was a child, my eye doctor had a board with numbers instead of letters. I confused her by not reading the lines figure by figure (as expected) but as one large number. For example, for "4 8 6 3 5 2" I wouldn't say "vier, acht, sechs, drei, fuenf, zwei", but "vierhundertsechsundachtzigtausenddreihundertzweiundfuenfzig". The doctor told me not to do so because that would be to complicated. I believed that she only said this because she thought that I were too young to tell numbers of that size properly. So I felt quite offended then. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

DD_133 · Postby **DD_133** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:34 pm

Great strip. Ms. Mudd's expression in the last panel was pretty funny. I wonder if she was really surprised after all this time with Millie. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:54 pm

Hee hee... Dr. Eyeman...

Caoimhin · Postby **Caoimhin** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:38 pm

I need to stop leaving the computer... My dad always has some sort of lecture on history <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /> ... Well anyway... Doesn't Dr. Eyeman sound like a Sonic villian? "Mwahahaha! I now have the power to dilute your pupils! And shoot little puffs of air into your eyes! Mwahahahaha! You cannot beat me now!" I think it would go something like that...

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:19 am

I'm ashamed not to have figured out where Millie was before I read the last panel. I just saw the chair and thought "school," even though I can remember only desk chairs at her school. I keep thinking Millie's going to bite someone in that third panel. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> Know what's weird? I almost like going to the eye doctor. The air bursts in the eyes make me laugh. But heck, I almost like going to the dentist nowadays. "Dilute"? Don't you mean "dilate"? No wait, this is a mad scientist we're talking about....

Spray · Postby **Spray** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:25 am

If I had to name a favorite strip, this would be it. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' />

Blue Blur · Postby **Blue Blur** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:23 am

Yes, yeas. I agree entirely, except perhaps the one where Ozy shreds his pants with fur growth... Hmm... Nope, this one wins!

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