Buy gum! - 03 Nov 11

[Tavis]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2003/om20031111.html' target='_blank'>Buy gum!</a><br><br>Oh boy, another one of those oddities that grocery shoppers find in the aisle.. it goes to show you that candy isn't necessarily the worst thing to bombard you as you're putting stuff up to be scanned at the register. I recall the term for the candy and such they put there to be called "impulse items" the kinds of things one would buy only because it's there and not necessarily because people went to the grocery store to look for it in the candy aisle.

[Doctor Fred]

I loved this one, it was hilarious. I note that this one is likely the singlemost related strip to the topic of sex.

[norsenerd]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I note that this one is likely the singlemost related strip to the topic of sex.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I think it would be the one where Captian Locke says, "I remember doing some realy icky things a long time ago."

[Dr. Doog]

even so, i would probably let a 5-year old look at those.<br><br>am i just cracking up or am i just stoned? -- basket case, Greenday <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Doctor Fred]

<!--QuoteBegin-norsenerd+Nov 13 2003, 08:59 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (norsenerd @ Nov 13 2003, 08:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I note that this one is likely the singlemost related strip to the topic of sex.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I think it would be the one where Captian Locke says, "I remember doing some realy icky things a long time ago." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Sabre]

I hadent noticed that grocery stores actualy do that, untill the other day. I guess I never payed attention to how big j-lo's ass was from day to day. I was still to busy selcting a candy.

[Foxchild]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>   I hadent noticed that grocery stores actualy do that, untill the other day. I guess I never payed attention to how big j-lo's ass was from day to day. I was still to busy selcting a candy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>wow... either your grocerystores have some common decency, or your really obliviouse to that. I was up until i could stand tall enough for everything to be at that ey level, which was about age 14 i think. I would always go past it TO the candy, but it would still get my attention any time i saw a tabloid about how the pope ate so much he exploded, and that the current pope is a clone. That was a headline too! also in that paper, i think, there was a wedding between a horse and a woman, and a story about a 1500 pound lady...although i can't remember what that particular stories catch was.<br><br>Of coarse, the do the same thing in some book stores too! take our local borders. Most people don't notice this, but behind the counter, right next to where they store there magic/pokemon/yugio cards are all of the adult magazines in plain sight. This is behind the counter, but kids want to look back and see the cards. Guess what else they get a glimpse of!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

What about that thing where Felicia said Ozy was Millie's boyfriend and she ended up kissing him to prove her wrong.<br><br>Hey didn't I post in here before?<br>Or did the board screw up again, or was it deleted because it contained a different comic?

[Doctor Fred]

Yeah, <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2002/om20021004.html' target='_blank'>that</a> was pretty funny.

[Dr. Dos]

I suffered from the curse of reading ahead a bit after that one, but only a few after it I was instantly reminded of Burning Sheep with <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2002/om20021009.html' target='_blank'>this</a>.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Yeah but she doesn't accuarly get set on fire, and even if she did you wouldn't see it. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Anyways, my unexistant post about 'Buy Gum!' said something like:<br>I didn't think it was that funny, the fact the Millie is 'in the know' messes up what the strip's trying to make funny.<br>Like <a href='http://www.ozfoxes.net/cgi/pl-fp1.cgi?124' target='_blank'>this</a> then <a href='http://www.ozfoxes.net/cgi/pl-fp1.cgi?125' target='_blank'>this</a>."

[MidnightRealism]

You know, I kind of wonder who buys magazines like the one Millie happened to be flipping through. Honestly, I've never seen a rack of those that wasn't full. [conspiracy theory]Maybe it's part of some weird plot to gradually bury the earth in unread womens magazines...[/conspiracy theory] <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[norsenerd]

Oh my father does.<br><br>Ahhh dad.