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Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:26 pm**

Yet another reason why I want to move to Portland.

Please believe me when I say that is a very bad idea. Within a month you would regret it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm**

But I'm not gay. I'm a girl; I like boys. I'm heterosexual with an asterisk.

You used to self-identify as bi. Did you lose that kind of interest in females?

Posted: **Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:12 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:23 am**

Yet another reason why I want to move to Portland.
Please believe me when I say that is a very bad idea. Within a month you would regret it.

I've had trusty sources tell me otherwise.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:46 am**

But I'm not gay. I'm a girl; I like boys. I'm heterosexual with an asterisk.
You used to self-identify as bi. Did you lose that kind of interest in females?

I used to say that, but it wasn't really true. I like boys.

I also didn't know anyone was paying that kind of attention.

Yet another reason why I want to move to Portland.
Please believe me when I say that is a very bad idea. Within a month you would regret it.
I've had trusty sources tell me otherwise.

I'll tell you that, in my own experience and that of friends who have lived there (I have had several), it's a wonderful place. I think you would like it.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:39 pm**

Portland is known as the Rose City.
Oregon is known as the Beaver State.

DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:57 pm**

Does that make Oregon slightly Canadian then?

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:17 pm**

damn it guys now you ruined Oregon and Angela's not going to ever be happy there knowing it's technically canadian

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:21 pm**

damn it guys now you ruined Oregon and Angela's not going to ever be happy there knowing it's technically canadian

Oregon ruined itself. What with its umm

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:26 pm**

damn it guys now you ruined Oregon and Angela's not going to ever be happy there knowing it's technically canadian
Oregon ruined itself. What with its umm

Trails filled with 200 pound bison and snake bites and cholera and broken wagon wheels.

EDIT: AND CAULKED WAGONS.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:43 pm**

IBUN LOVES CAULK

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:47 pm**

Though only a few dozen miles away, Vancouver, Washington is more Canadian than Portland. In fact, Portland isn't Canadian at all. Washingtonians say some words like Canadians like bayg and flayg.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:56 pm**

so, in canada milk DOESN'T come in bags? it comes in baygs?

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:05 pm**

BAYGS R OPEN

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