Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
we know she'll be back, like a good bitch should.
That doesn't seem sufficient.based on the fact that he mentioned the correct line and you did not, no.
Now watch as a I recite some of episode 51 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force "South Bronx Paradise Diet"
Meatwad: Hey Carl! How's it going?
Carl: Hey What?
Meatwad: I'm just powerwalking.
Carl: What are you friggin' doing that for? You're just going to die.
Meatwad: Yeah I know but I need to drop a couple of pounds. My feet so fat I can't get into my rollerskates, and my hankercheif don't fit anymore. Look at this. *grunts* This is a stick up. See it don't work. I do this at a bank robbery I'll look like a fool.
Frylock: Alright the running man.
Meatwad: Oh no no. I power walk. Son of a look at this.
Frylock: How far did you run Meatwad?
Meatwad: I power walked down to that pile of gummybears and back. I should set the pile out further or closer so I could get at them.
Frylock: Maybe you shouldn't eat the gummybears once you get there.
Meatwad: But it's the halfway point. If you don't put the gummy bears out there, there's no reason to run or powerwalk which is what I do.
Shake: Well I don't see why you should exercise it's just sweat you have to wash off. Exercise is for dummies and women.
Carl: Yeah man. Hop on my diet. I already started it two days ago and I'm already at my target weight.
Meatwad: Which one?
Carl: South Bronx Paradise diet babby. *laughs* See the twist is that you eat more than you want and you supplement that with this special candy bar. And it ain't like them sissy no crabs diets either.
Frylock: I think you mean "No Carbs" Carl.
Carls: But see I have crabs so I don't qualify for that. Have I told you that?
Frylock: Yeah Carl.
Carl: Funny story.
Shake: Well I don't have to watch what I eat or what I do. Call me Mr. Untouchable.
Frylock: Yeah and that is why you're a canidate for heart dieses.
Shake: Well I have three hearts because I'm from Tatooine and my mother-
Frylock: No you're not.
Shake: Really? Because you know I get my physical every year on Alderan.
Frylock: That didn't happen.
Shake: I'm, I am from the Dagobah system.
Carl: Alright ladies, sorry for breaking up the tea party but it's time for my afternoon Candybar.
Meatwad: And you don't have to run or nothin'?
Meatwad: I wanna do his diet.
Frylock: Meatwad you should weight the right way. By eating a well balanced diet and exercise.
Carl: Or lose it the fun way. Eat these candy bars and sit on your ass. As it gets thinner and thinner.
Shake: Or do it my way: Dont' do it. *beeping* What's that R2? With no pants? Did you all hear that? He's crazy.
Frylock: Alright Carl. I'll bet you a case of your favorite beer that Meatwad looses more weight than you doing it the healthy way.
Carl:*laugh* You're on.
Meatwad: And if I win both of y'all get together buy me a motorcycle and a pink Ipod mini.
Frylock and Carl: No
Meatwad: All I want is some home electronics. He get's to go to the damn Dagobah system.
Shake: *beeping* Oh R2 *laughs*
Frylock: Come on. Just a little more. I know it's in you. I know you got it babby.
Meatwad: *grunt* One.
Frylock: That was good. That was great Meatwad. Now I want you to go for two.
Meatwad: This is too hard.
Frylock: Come on.
Meatwad: You must be out of your mind. I'm moving down to pink. See now pink is challenging and macho and I'm definitely feeling the burn with this.
Shake: Hey does anyone want any of this popcorn before the movie starts?
Shake: Boy is it good.
Meatwad: Yes over here please.
Shake: Well you can't. Only two tubs survived from the force.
Frylock: Shake you know he can't eat this.
Shake: I know he's got will power. He will not, not eat it.
Meatwad: What movie we watching?
Frylock: No meatwad. look now we have to do thirty minutes on the stair stepper.
Meatwad: Son of a-
Frylock: Come on. IT'LL BE FUN!
Meatwad: *panting* And then... I'm going to sneak off when you're not looking. And.. Have them suck the rest of it out with a tube. Is that okay?
Frylock: Come one now. All you have left is five minutes.
Meatwad: But I want lips like a tomb Raider. I got nothing. Flat lips. That ain't sultry.
Shake: Funnel Cakes, Get your hot funnel cakes here!
Meatwad: Funnel Cakes
Shake: Funnel Cakes from the Tomb Raider.
Frylock: Do you have to fry those here Shake?
Shake: Yeah I do. Some one must be ready for a funnel cake here. I wish I could fine someone ready for a funnel cake.
Frylock: What is wrong with you?
Shake: I don't know I'm conflicted. Part of me wants to show it too him and then woof it down if front of him and yet part of me wants to see him eat it and loose the bet. I just don't know who too trust anymore.
Meatwad: Alright Can you hit me with some batter over here?
Shake: Hey Batta Batta batta Sa-wing Batter!
Frylock: No Meatwad no batter. Look already have your dinner specially prepared.
Meatwad: MMM. This here's a good steak. A little chewy but it will do.
Frylock: Well that's because the steak is a cat toy. Although I don't know why a cat would play with a steak but I just put it there to get you excited about your real dinner. This uh.. Celery stalk. MMM.
Meatwad: Well it ain't working. Now it you expect me to eat this, you're going to have to supply me with some wing sauce.
Frylock: How about a twist a lemon?
Meatwad: How about a twist of I gauge your Mother F@#$%n' eyes out? Give the f!@#$%n' wing sauce!
Shake: Can I make that Ala mode for you?
Meatwad: Yes two scoops please.
Shake: Two come on four eight dream big, be somebody.
Shake: What I'm not doing anything.
Meatwad: He's not. I'm tired of this diet. Can't eat what I want. What's the point of living?
Shake: There isn't any. Hold my gun for me.
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