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Obviously DCS is waiting for the right time to release the books. Obviously.

(Also guys can we not respond to spambot thread necromancy? It just means that the thread stays alive rather than sinking back to the murky depths where it belongs. Plus, you look like a right pillock after the spam post is deleted, saying "GTFO" to nobody at all. Unless you have something to add to the topic, don't necro. Thanks.)

I thought saying GTFO was pretty rude.

don't worry about Chris, I like you Cactus.

Get the fudge out?

Sounds like a nice idea to me. Everyone likes fudge.



Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

Doc Sigma's two major regrets in life.

What, fudge covered childrens?

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

My uncle always use to say "If you love something then you should tie it to cinder blocks and toss it in the quarry."

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

My uncle always use to say "If you love something then you should tie it to cinder blocks and toss it in the quarry."

I've heard that one.... "if it sinks; it's yours, if it floats; it's a witch and should be burnt.

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

My uncle always use to say "If you love something then you should tie it to cinder blocks and toss it in the quarry."

I've heard that one.... "if it sinks; it's yours, if it floats; it's a witch and should be burnt.

Rooster has startled the Witch!

HE BETTER GET THE PANTS OUTTA THERE THEM THINGS ARE ONE HIT KILLZ

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

My uncle always use to say "If you love something then you should tie it to cinder blocks and toss it in the quarry."

I've heard that one.... "if it sinks; it's yours, if it floats; it's a witch and should be burnt.

And why does a which burn?

Except diabetics, but they're not real humans.

Tell me about it.

Actually, we do love fudge. It's just that bad things happen when we're allowed to have the thing that we love. Kinda like pedophiles.

My uncle always use to say "If you love something then you should tie it to cinder blocks and toss it in the quarry."

I've heard that one.... "if it sinks; it's yours, if it floats; it's a witch and should be burnt.

And why does a which burn?

Because they're made of wood?

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?