My life is meaningless now.

[Chris]

this flash that I watched.

That was surprisingly entertaining for me. And I'd heard the song before in a video that used "Sesame Street" footage. (Yeah, that's Avenue Q kinda coming full circle.)

That was awesome

[Dr. Doog]

Avenue Q ain't got shit on Meet the Feebles

[MuffinSticks]

Avenue Q ain't got shit on Meet the Feebles

I don't know who that is, but fack you anyway. When is this freaking thread gonna die? It's like a freaking zombie except you knock off its head and it still gets back up.

[Tom Flapwell]

More like a Hydra.

[MuffinSticks]

I've killed hydras myself, they're weakass. Zombies are invincible.

[Extreme-Speed]

I've killed hydras myself, they're weakass. Zombies are invincible.

What happens after you cut it's limbs off? Pretty useless zombie. I mean, it could roll into you, but...

[MuffinSticks]

I've killed hydras myself, they're weakass. Zombies are invincible.

What happens after you cut it's limbs off? Pretty useless zombie. I mean, it could roll into you, but...

You could separate a zombie into individual molecules if you want, but it would still be alive, therefore invincible. Once a person dies, they are basically a lump of inanimate mass. Zombies are magically reanimated, so they don't need any biological processes to keep them moving. "Useless" isn't the definition of defeated.

Also, why are people still posting in this thread?

[nickspoon]

I should think the difference between a dead zombie and an obliterated zombie is minimal, especially in terms of capacity to eat your brains.

Also, Avenue Q is an excellent musical.

[MuffinSticks]

I should think the difference between a dead zombie and an obliterated zombie is minimal, especially in terms of capacity to eat your brains.

Also, Avenue Q is an excellent musical.

Zombies don't have to eat brains, they could just be mindlessly violent like Condemned 2. If you were half-asleep for the rest of your life you would basically be a zombie. Wait, are zombies reanimated dead people or mindless living organisms?

[Dr. Doog]

I believe the original definition of a zombie in a horror story is a person who has died, reanimated. Of course, in most modern zombie stories, it's caused by some stupid "virus" contracted by blood, and therefore the traditional "zombies crawling out of the dirt in the cemetary" visual isn't present.

[rabid_fox]

Which is a crying shame. Manflu should never feature in zombie flicks, let alone take over them entirely.

[Bocaj Claw]

The original definition of zombie wouldn't have had them crawling out of graves either. It was a voodoo thing with people turned to zombies on an individual level.

[MuffinSticks]

The original definition of zombie wouldn't have had them crawling out of graves either. It was a voodoo thing with people turned to zombies on an individual level.

Bam.

[Angstwolf]

I could do a parody of this thread so easily, but I won't, because I hate parodies. And everything else. D:<

[rabid_fox]

Everyone hates everything now though, it's the done thing.