That's what I'm always thinking.
And we're supposed to get up to six inches today. I'm not seeing any snow coming down at all. Stupid weather forecasts.
I'd be the kind that persistently sticks to you, no matter what you do to get rid of me. Bwahaha*yerf*hahaha!!!
And Liz: very nice. Very nice. I had a similar idea, only it was bathing suits in general. I also considered the kind of sand that gets into your shoes or car and remains there for eternity.
I certainly enjoyed parts of being in school, like the social aspect (even though I'm a geek). High school was nice, but college was great, because everyone there was there to actually learn and have a positive experience. Plus they were paying to attend, which may have had something to do with thei...
Where to begin... Okay. I write fiction stories. I have a character named Keijai Ki Tallanahn Felligenisis, who is basically a genetically engineered psychic cheetah hybrid called a Cheetahni. I have another character who is a sorcerous twin-tailed fox. I needed a personality that combined the pair ...
Originally from Pandora's Box, but that was opened, so now I haunt the region of Sandy, Oregon. Sadly, it's probably most famous for the Trunk Monkey commercials. I see a lot of Trunk Monkey T-shirts. *begins singing* "Another T-shirt with chimpanzees..." I'm probably the only one in the city that h...
I've had snow for a couple of nights now. (Yes, I'm nocturnal.) I was a little surprised. Usually winter where I live consists of nine months of rain with brief freezes and snow flurries and sun breaks. I used to live in a city where ice storms were more common. It was always windy, too. I could str...
It's a half-baked pun referring to the rolling of the letter 'r' in Spanish and other languages (as in the word zorro) and people rolling their eyes at the appallingly lame nature of my jokes. I was running on way too little sleep. It stinks even if you do get it. And the most horrible pun I have ma...
I simply inherited my grandfather's mouth. I can even make horrible puns in foreign languages.
Uh, oh, I feel another one coming, and it's half-baked as well!
In a room full of people who can't roll their 'r's, I have no problem getting them to roll their 'i's.