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Music!

Don't blame me! I don't have a hole punch!<br><br>Hey, Who took my hole punch?

I.N.Q.U.I.S.I.T.I.O.N.S.<br><br>I Never Question Underhanded Illiterate Seagulls If There Is Orange Neon Spiders!<br><br>I was going to put down Skoulikofagomirmigotripa (an ant eating worm's lair), but that would have killed the game...

Look for the side door!<br><br>WWYDI you had 3 working computers and 5 webcams, but no network?

wondered if Ozy's

Fact: Water does indeed have a taste, but humans are physically incapable of tasting it, they can only taste the impurities it contains. Dogs however, as well as many other species can.

Aahhh... Meditation...

Awesome!<br><br>(It's not my fault I couldn't log on for years!)<br><br>(Just kidding. But it felt like years!)

Don't blame me! I was colouring!<br><br>Hey! Who replaced Photoshop with MS Paint?!

Canadian Winter. Beats the heat anytime.

Superfluid helium, Covers everything it can, and has no viscosity to boot!<br><br>(YAY! A Boot!)

Gumby

Hey Who forgot the last accusatory statement?

Confrontational

Don't blame me! I was watching Your avatar change every time I looked at it!<br><br>Hey! Who installed Linux on this computer?