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"How many times is this unfunny meme going to be repeated?"

"A lot."

How is it any worse than having a banner or other large image in his signature?

Get used to quote chains and pyramids, you'll be seeing a lot of them.

I'm not seeing the "funny" here.

Yippie-kai-ai-yay, Texas. Don't forget to hang the bodies of slain outlaws outside, you know, to make an example.

Man, Texas sucks.

"Butterface" is too kind, it implies that the rest of her looks okay. The confederate flag makes anything ugly. DX

Still sounds like a lot of hype, and those of us who don't have the game haven't learned anything about its most important aspect; how it PLAYS.

Tell us about the gameplay, and how it makes this game so irresistibly good.

I somehow doubt they were that politically correct back then.

For instance, Pepe Le Pew.

Castlevania fan, I assume? Huh. That same name is the original identity of Tombstone, the undead antihero in Freedom Force vs. the Third Reich . I had completely forgotten about that game. I only played the demo but Tombstone could probably have done the demo mission by himself. He's pretty good.

Furries are strange.

Better strange than stupid.

Welcome. Castlevania fan, I assume?

I can't say that the forum is like that.

Then again, I can't really say that it's not, either.

That's only slightly less funny than a sucking chest wound.

slash me

If you insist.

I'm getting his image permenently inked into my flesh. I win.

That totally beats the virgin sacrifice I was going to conduct in Quetzalcoatl's name.

come do an axe kick once in awhile

I don't feel like collecting another 30 jades.